Dang, nigga.
How can you get so fat in such a poor shithole of a country?
He must have been cannibalising the corpses of his victims.
An obese ISIS ‘mufti’ arrested in Iraq is so heavy that he had to be loaded onto the back of a truck to be transported.
Shifa al-Nima, considered one of the biggest captures in recent months, was hauled from his Mosul bolthole by Iraqi security forces after he was discovered.
Dubbed the terror group’s Jabba the Hutt, the so-called religious leader issued fatwas, or religious rulings, that led to the execution of scholars and clerics, and the bombing of a mosque.
Photos show the terrorist, who could not be transported in a police car, wedged against a mounted machine gun in the open back of a vehicle.
Iraqi police said the ‘mufti’ is considered one of ISIS’s foremost leaders.
As well as ordering executions, he is also accused of ordering the destruction of ancient cultural site, the tomb of the Prophet Jonah, along with other acts of cultural vandalism.
After he ordered 13 Big Macs with fries, he’d order the execution of infidels.
This repugnant beast probably had some Yazidi sex slave wiping his ass for him while he ordered more Big Macs on Uber Eats.
fatwas (also known as – fat asses). He may have very well have gotten a hold of some Israelis that he was highly pissed at who were complicit in destroying his nation and he decided to get his revenge by putting their duplicitous lying asses between two slices of bread and having his revenge. At least that’s my fantasy as to how he put on so much weight. Jewish matzo ball soup, anyone ??
P. S. Just as a matter of interest, it seems highly unusual to ever see many fat Arabs. Usually they seem to be so busy having sex with their camels that they really don’t have time for hearty meals…
I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
On a more serious note, is that his dick you see in the second picture?
Allahu Snackbar! Not bad Brandon. That’s the best I’ve seen since someone once called Osama Bin’s sister Oslamma me Harda!